Let the festivities begin.

                                       You are one of 4.5 million watching this game.

The greatest game on earth.

   It’s all about the football!

Here is Tyler Davies.

The man who scored the winning goal in the world cup final.

Tyler is warming up.

And the game begins!

The first attack of the evening.

Boyd takes the ball.

Tries to shoot.

Tyler intercepts.

He shuffles the ball.

He’s enjoying the game.

Tyler does a step over

then a fake.

We’re 5 minutes into the game…

and Tyler stumbles!

He falls!

The crowd roars!

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I am better than Roger Federer at tennis.

It’s not a lie.

I have breakfast with a talking soccer ball,

in a 6 star hotel.

I invented talking and moving.

I invented language,

and I invented gravity.

I saw a pig flying, eating bacon.

Sausages speak Latin.

Flowers speak Mandarin.

Pineapple is the world’s longest word.

I am made of gold

and I own a dog.

I own Microsoft and Sony.

My friend owns Gucci.

Unicorns come from Europe.

Italian food is from Australia.

America is made of Lego.

The capital of America is Walmart.

I play soccer.

It’s all true, except for the last one.

by Zavier