I was out in the bush, a cold sunny windy day. I was near a river, just sitting down. I would usually be asleep but for some reason, I couldn’t fall asleep. So I walked down to the river hoping there might be a fish I could catch when I saw a strange long brown thing sitting on top of the water. It was a peculiar thing, it was long and brown like a hollow log and had 4 straight long brown sticks that went in and out of the water.

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Is it true an apple a day keeps the doctor away?

Is it true? Should I start to eat an apple a day? If I do what will happen? Let’s see what it says on Google:

  1. You will get very badly sick
  2. You will turn into an apple
  3. You will be unable to eat any food, other than apples.

Well, Google is definitely wrong so let’s start to eat an apple a day.

So, I started to eat a fresh juicy apple every day,

it started off marvelous, but

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