I got an A on my homework.
Today I got a dog
And today I lied straight to your face.
You see I only tell the truth once a week and only to you.
Oh, and I love your shoes.
And that’s the truth.
I lie once a week
and I always tell the truth
even when I am not supposed to
Did I mention today is opposite day?
Well, I guess I lied.
Oh and I love your dress it looks cute on you.