I am better than Roger Federer at tennis.
It’s not a lie.
I have breakfast with a talking soccer ball,
in a 6 star hotel.
I invented talking and moving.
I invented language,
and I invented gravity.
I saw a pig flying, eating bacon.
Sausages speak Latin.
Flowers speak Mandarin.
Pineapple is the world’s longest word.
I am made of gold
and I own a dog.
I own Microsoft and Sony.
My friend owns Gucci.
Unicorns come from Europe.
Italian food is from Australia.
America is made of Lego.
The capital of America is Walmart.
I play soccer.
It’s all true, except for the last one.